snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

(via chasingchelsea)

popefloozy:

did someone say

mozzarella sticks

(Source: floozys, via coneyisland-king)

exterminatingangels:

do you want to know why i’m so fucking angry?

it’s

because

of

things

like

this

(via coneyisland-king)

yannevold:

pharaohink:

ruenis:

Someone should photoshop Nicholas Cage’s face onto Turbo or King Candy

“First we’ll steal Sugar Rush, and then… the Declaration of Independence.”

i lITERALLY SPIT OUT MY COFFEE I HATE YOU

(via avengerstimeforme)

Bruno Mars: The Other Side Ft. C-Lo Green And B.o.B

when you follow people on tumblr from your school and you see each other in the hall and you dont say anything but you both are thinking “they have a tumblr. THEY HAVE A TUMBLR” and then youre relieved because then you know that they’re just as socially awkward as you so it’s okay if you don’t say anything.  

(Source: girlpants321)

sexyyuglyy:

what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur?  is it an umbrella?  an elephant?  a young bill cosby? 

(via agirlwithkaleidoscopeeyes-19)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

tumblr would probably be more fun if i knew how to read

(via blackmormon)

allmymetaphors:

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong 

(via astrica)

rnemes:

you are a jerk if you point out someone’s pimples

(via boobyes)